Chibi,

 

Do you have an address for your fan club? I would like to join.

 

Whiskers

Whiskers,

 Just email chibidpug@rocketmail.com. I get mail almost every day! You have already joined!

Chibi,

 

I recently discovered how to make my owner do a trick! I thought I would share it with you. When my human leaves the room, I assume a position right near where they were, but hidden. Sometimes I will go behind the door, or under a blanket. When they return, I wait until they are occupied and not thinking about me. Then in my most ferocious bark, I leap out. Almost every time, their eyes will grow wide and they will leap a few inches. It’s amazing. I thought you might want o try this with your highly favored one and see if you can teach her that trick.

 

Macy Mutt

Dear Macy Mutt,

  It's wonderful that you taught your humans a trick; and I respect your boldness. I hope I can re-use the trick sometime close in the future. Thank-you.

Sincerely,

Chibi

    Chibi I am your biggest fan i read all of de leters. OK i haz a huge confession I LUV cats I want to marry my favorite one but i just cant

all my frienz wood make fun of. I really need good edvice i love her with all my hart. And she love me but we cant be together because of our Friends

HELP MEEEE.

PS I am a great Dane and mt name is well cant tell yous that just yet.

   Help

Cat lover

Dear Cat lover, 

I feel your pain. I was once in love with a goldfish. I was so scared of what my friends would think I told Slimy- that was his name- that our relationship was over permanently. The thing is, I always regret letting Slimy go. If you and a cat have a special relationship, marry her (or him, are you a guy or a girl) That's all I got to offer you!

 Go get 'em Champ!

Greetings! Welcome to my blog. I hope you enjoy my many jokes and tails!

I didn't do much today, So I am going to post some advice columns.

Chibi,

 

Do you have any advice for me? I am going to wed my long-time companion. Is there a protocol for canine weddings? IS it wrong to have a cat as best man? Is it in poor taste to sniff other dog heinies once you are married? There is so much we need to know!

 

Thank you in advance.

 

Sharla and Sam (soon to be Shepherd

 Dear Sharla and Sam,

Congratulations! Marriage is a wonderful thing. I am prepared to answer all of your questions. 

Start the wedding with the very traditional music. I suggest " Can You Feel the Pug Tonight". Or, even better, "All You Need is Pugs". Wear a beautiful veil. Walk down the aisle and smile. When you get to the platform, look straight at the Preacher. That is his cue to start the speech. The best man can be a cat, and the MOH can be a gerbil. No matter what the species, they will be accepted. You can sniff other dogs' heinies once you are married, but only in the presence of your groom. It is considered improper otherwise. I recommend the collar-bearer to have a rhinestone studded collar for you, and a leather collar for your groom.  Enjoy the marries life!

 Best Wishes,

Chibi

 Hello! Welcome to my blog, and I hope you enjoy reading about my bark-out-loud adventures for today! Well, De Highly Favored One woke me up this morning. We watched T.V. for two hours, then I ate my Beneful. I went outside and said hi to all my cat friends. It was funny. As I strode up to them, Ice, the second meanest kitty hissed at me.

"You got a problem with canines?" I asked him. 

"No, I have a problem with inferiors!" Ice spat back. 

"Then you must have a problem with everybody," I mumbled.  

Next I went inside and watched as my human did something she calls homework. After that she and I read a book. Well, she read, and I snuggled and slept. Pretty soon it was getting dark outside. De Highly Favored One and De One Who Needs To Make A Choice played Wii. I just watched. It really stinks I don't have opposable thumbs. Then I was on guard duty. I sat at the window and growled at any human that came near our home. That's all for now, here is today's advice column!

Dear Chibi,     

 My two ferrets "Peanut and Daisy" are always getting into trouble. Like eating rubber,

 digging at doors, and climbing on everything.  

 Do you have any advice on what I can do to make them stop????

                                    Sincerely,  Cheyenne K.

Dear Cheyenne,

   Hi! I read your problem. Yikes! 

• To get Peanut and Daisy to stop digging, spend lots of time with them. Also make a special place for them to dig without getting in trouble.
• Keep rubber objects away from ferrets to keep them from chewing rubber.
• Sorry! Ferrets love to climb. You will just have to cope with that!
  

That's all I have to offer you!

~Chibi

 Fat Lard

My Son!

This is my son!! I love him dearly! I had him with my true love, Diesal.

Hello! Welcome to my blog. Here are today's tails!

I woke up at 7:00 and ate my Beneful. Then Fat Lard and I sat around the table while the humans ate their breakfast-something they call cinnamon rolls. Then all the humans got dressed in nice clothes and got into the giant blue van. Fat Lard and I had to go into the freezer room. It was very cold. Finally, after many, many hours, De Highly Favored One opened the door and let me and Fat Lard out. Sadly, we had to go outside anyway. I will blog tonight too, but that is all I have done today so far. 

Here is todays advice column:

 Chibi Dog,

 

As I read your column, I am inspired by your liberal admission of accepting cats as – apparently- equals. How did you come to this conclusion, and is there anything I can do to can do to persuade the canines of my household that I am a force to be reckoned with.

 

Felicity Furrs

Dear Felicity,

Greetings! I understand that you have some pups in your home that don't know that we are equals (sort of.) Tell them to read my advice column about Randy Rottwieler. Please tell them Chibi knows that cats are good. By the way, I love your name Felicity. I hope you have a purrrfect day!

~Chibi

Joke:

Teacher: How long is the dog's tail, Jimmy?

Jimmy: Ruff-ly three inches.