Greetings! Welcome to my blog. I hope you enjoy my many jokes and tails!

I didn't do much today, So I am going to post some advice columns.

Chibi,

 

Do you have any advice for me? I am going to wed my long-time companion. Is there a protocol for canine weddings? IS it wrong to have a cat as best man? Is it in poor taste to sniff other dog heinies once you are married? There is so much we need to know!

 

Thank you in advance.

 

Sharla and Sam (soon to be Shepherd

 Dear Sharla and Sam,

Congratulations! Marriage is a wonderful thing. I am prepared to answer all of your questions. 

Start the wedding with the very traditional music. I suggest " Can You Feel the Pug Tonight". Or, even better, "All You Need is Pugs". Wear a beautiful veil. Walk down the aisle and smile. When you get to the platform, look straight at the Preacher. That is his cue to start the speech. The best man can be a cat, and the MOH can be a gerbil. No matter what the species, they will be accepted. You can sniff other dogs' heinies once you are married, but only in the presence of your groom. It is considered improper otherwise. I recommend the collar-bearer to have a rhinestone studded collar for you, and a leather collar for your groom.  Enjoy the marries life!

 Best Wishes,

Chibi