Chibi,
Do you have an address for your fan club? I would like to join.
Whiskers
Whiskers,
Just email chibidpug@rocketmail.com. I get mail almost every day! You have already joined!
Chibi,
I recently discovered how to make my owner do a trick! I thought I would share it with you. When my human leaves the room, I assume a position right near where they were, but hidden. Sometimes I will go behind the door, or under a blanket. When they return, I wait until they are occupied and not thinking about me. Then in my most ferocious bark, I leap out. Almost every time, their eyes will grow wide and they will leap a few inches. It’s amazing. I thought you might want o try this with your highly favored one and see if you can teach her that trick.
Macy Mutt
Dear Macy Mutt,
It's wonderful that you taught your humans a trick; and I respect your boldness. I hope I can re-use the trick sometime close in the future. Thank-you.
Sincerely,
Chibi
Chibi,
Do you have any advice for me? I am going to wed my long-time companion. Is there a protocol for canine weddings? IS it wrong to have a cat as best man? Is it in poor taste to sniff other dog heinies once you are married? There is so much we need to know!
Thank you in advance.
Sharla and Sam (soon to be Shepherd
Dear Sharla and Sam,
Congratulations! Marriage is a wonderful thing. I am prepared to answer all of your questions.
Start the wedding with the very traditional music. I suggest " Can You Feel the Pug Tonight". Or, even better, "All You Need is Pugs". Wear a beautiful veil. Walk down the aisle and smile. When you get to the platform, look straight at the Preacher. That is his cue to start the speech. The best man can be a cat, and the MOH can be a gerbil. No matter what the species, they will be accepted. You can sniff other dogs' heinies once you are married, but only in the presence of your groom. It is considered improper otherwise. I recommend the collar-bearer to have a rhinestone studded collar for you, and a leather collar for your groom. Enjoy the marries life!
Best Wishes,
Chibi