I have an embarrassing problem. There's no easy way to say it, so I
will just spill it. I am terrified of my humans new cat, who they call
snowflake. he has evil, dark eyes that reveal his intention to do away
with me. so far this week, he has left a hairball in my water dish, a
piece of kitty roca in my bed, and worst of all....he terrorizes my
sleep with his threatening growl. I know my humans see what's
happening, they laugh and use the flashy box at my wide eyed fear.
please advise, before the devil cat strikes again.
randy rotweiler
Dear Randy,
Congratulations! You have identified a problem that many dogs can not. Fear of an inferior species. I want to personally thank-you for coming forth. I adore your breed, by the way. Now, about Snowflake. He (or she) is obviously a little on the dark side. But think of yourself as Snowflake. Cats are a species that can grow very attached to their home; Snowflake was just torn away from his. He is probably lonely and sad. He doesn't want to make friends because he fears if he does, he will grow too attached. He doesn't want to feel that hurt again. What you need to do is make friends with Snowflake. Smile at him, offer him your extra piece of bacon. Welcome him to your home, and make sure he knows it is his now too. Soon you will be best friends with Snowlake, and he will be lulling you to sleep with his soft, rusty purr.
Most Sincerely,
Chibi D. Pug
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