A. Jean Beagle

Dear Dr. Chibi,

 

Why does my highly favored one continue filling food bowl with dry, tasteless kibble. Last week, he fed me a piece of something called bacon, and the only way I could think to show him how much I liked was to puke it up and eat it again. I don’t think he understood what I was trying to say. You are my only hope.

 

A.      Jean Beagle

Dear Jean,

I, too, have suffered from bad dog food. But this answer is so simple I'm surprised you haven't figured it on your own! Simply don't eat the food that you don't like. Your human no doubt loves you and wants what is best for you. So he/she will eventually figure out that the dog food he is currently feeding you is in the "not good" column. By the way, it's best not to throw up your food when it's something tasty, because then they will think that bacon makes you sick. Don't worry though! There are lots of other treats, too. 

                        Yours truly,

Chibi