Chibi's Advice Column

Hi everyone. Sorry I haven't blogged in a super long time. See, my owners put passwords on their accounts. It took me awhile to crack De Highly Favored One's.

Anyway, I have thought up a plan to help pugs from all around with their problems. I can't believe how may doggies had problems! Here are some. Every day there will be a new question.  I will always post the answers on my blog! Please read them! I'm sure they will make your tail wag!

Dear Ms. Pug,

 

My chosen one will not let me sleep in her bed. She insists that I sleep in a soft round container at the end of her bed. What do I need to do to convince her that I need to share her bed for her to keep ‘chosen one’ status?

 

Respectfully,

 

Rosa A. Chihuahua

 Dear Rosa, 

Poor thing! I feel so sorry for you. Luckily, the answer to this problem is simple and beneficial. 

Step 1: At night when your chosen one goes to bed, sit beside the bed and stare helplessly at her. If she fails to see you, whine a little. She will no doubt Tell you to go sleep in your bed, but just tune her out for now.

Step 2: Human will probably put you into your "container." Don't worry! You've not failed. Just get out of your bed and sit next to hers again. This time, when she looks at you, give your saddest look. I'm talking big eyes and droopy ears lady.  

Viola! 

She will pick you up and snuggle with you. Then go to her legs (the coldest part of the human body) and remind her you will warm those also. 

 Well, I hope it works Rosa. Don't worry it has never failed me or my friends. If it doesn't, try tearing up your container so you won't have a place to sleep. Or both. Then she will have no choice!

                                ~Chibi~